The optometrist scribbles onto his clipboard, and the scratches of his 0.3 black pen sharpen gradually as I blink through the thick lens. The "optometrist goggles" are on my face, a thick slab of glossy black plastic with silver knobs, grey indents, and glass circles that arch outward to look like two mechanical butterfly wings.... Continue Reading →

what is

What is stress? Stress is breaking down into heaving sobs of panic the moment you hide inside the car; out of sight from the friends and club advisors that you have to stay collected in front of. It's when the most proper meal you've eaten in two days is a bowl of yogurt. It's waking... Continue Reading →

keep on swimming

Having a living thing to take care of is so stressful. There are the green thumbs in the world, and then the black thumbs who kill plants with their touch. I think I'm black thumb, hand, arm, body and even my aura. I'm the type of person who can't even keep a cactus alive. Singular... Continue Reading →

an unscheduled schedule

You know in the movies where the character looks at a text message or email or whatever and then they you can actually see every structure inside them crumble into oblivion and then they break into tears because they found out some horrible news. I actually have no idea if anything like that ever happened... Continue Reading →

a sahara summer

Everyone, everybody, all the time just complains about the fleeting sweetness of summer. And yeah for us in school who are trapped in a robotic manufacturing line of wake up ~too early~ stumble around get to school stumble around a little more go home waste time sleep ~too late~, entering the world where the days... Continue Reading →

Missing mail

It's pretty frustrating lately because our house is under construction so it's a journey to get to our front door. A journey that requires walking on narrow planks over wooden framework, and a journey that most package carriers don't want to embark on. Amazon Prime is my lifestyle and I order packages like crazy. But recently... Continue Reading →

It’s not madness

When I was about eight, I decided that if I could brainwash my subconscious mind, then I could do the impossible. After reading this huge encyclopedia on the behavior and evolution of humans, I thought if I could manipulate my involuntary brain processes, like convince my neurons to never die and stop my cells from... Continue Reading →

Dental strength like cows

There is an obese cow sitting on my front teeth. My friends say they can't see it, but cows aren't meant to be seen. They are meant to be felt and bring forth bulbous tears of pain to stream down your face. Honestly people think WWE wrestlers are strong and - well they are - but comparing them to... Continue Reading →

Exposure leads to cancer

Prolonged exposure to radiation is supposed to put you at high risk of developing cancer. Only after I figured that out did I understand why my mom freaked out about the seven teeth X-rays I got in four days. That was just shooting radiation straight into my brain. Or something close to that. Well I noticed there's... Continue Reading →

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